Angela and Art's Outdoor Wedding Survival Kit

Here's my best idea for a personalized party favor: miniature survival kits for each guest. It's the manliest thing I could think of.  I can decorate little 3" favor boxes in the theme colors (currently coral and green) to say "Angela and Art's Outdoor Wedding Survival Kit." Then inside would be a piece of paper listing the contents:

1 - packet of biodegradable confetti, for showering the happy couple
1 - packet of tissues, for your tears of joy
2 - wooden toothpicks, for after dinner
1 - breath mint, for freshening up
1 - band-aid, in case your shoes aren't so comfortable
1 - dose of ibuprofen, to follow that last margarita
1 - book of matches, for lighting a flame of your own